Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...