When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...