English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...