A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...