What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Write for mail order
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Wipe your butt with a dollar.
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General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
5 flies in the kitchen
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Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
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Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...