Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Some possible computer bumper stickers
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What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
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Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...