This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...