Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...