DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is defference between man and Superman?
What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.