Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
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Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
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|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...