U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.