Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...