A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...