Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!