Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...