Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”