A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...