White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....