Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around