Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...