Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...