A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!