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Why are blond jokes so short?
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Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Steven Wright on dogs
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Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
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Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
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My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...