You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...