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Creative wording
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Did you hear about the blond?
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Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...