How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...