Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...