Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...