The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.