Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Sex Therapy
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...