What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...