Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.