Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...