Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...