Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...