Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...