What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...