Alphabet
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ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Sick of the Holidays
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Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...