Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...