Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...