A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...