Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...