Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...