Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...