A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...