The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...