Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
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Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....