Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...