Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...