Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.