50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.