What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...